My iPhone Shame

Ernie
You haven't touched one yet...

Do it at lunch... shameful...

Cale
No, I think we're going to run over to [the Apple Store] at lunch tomorrow

Ernie
Today.

Cale
I know... we're going to be the last people walking in there to say OMG how awesome! And the Apple people are just going to be like, "Lamers...." Then they'll say, "You have to leave now." and we'll be shamed

Ernie
They will. The rest of the crew can assume the shame but you were an Apple owner before the iMac.

Shamed.

Big time.

I shame you.

Cale
I've received a call from an iPhone... does that count for anything?

Ernie
No.

Cale
dammit

Ernie
I called myself with an iPhone, when you can say that... half shame lifted.

Ernie
If you buy an iPhone on the spot, the rest of the shame is lifted, otherwise you will have to live with iPhone half shame for the rest of your life.